I have come up with possibly the greatest idea conceivable within the confines of the human mind: we should all play T-Ball. I’m sure you remember T-Ball, so I won’t describe the game. Instead, I will describe the plan as it stands now.

This Wednesday while I’m at the mall purchasing Xenosaga 2, I’m going to buy a T-Ball set. On some weekend in the near future - preferably after it warms up a bit - we’re all going to go find some cozy spot and play. It’s not a very complicated plan.

You’re all invited, of course. We don’t have a date set, but I’m thoroughly dedicated to making this happen. I think it will be fun.

One, two, three strikes you’re out.