This might be a little long. You should probably get some snacks.
Dehydration has some nifty effects. Besides making me absurdly tired, it fills me with a kind of euphoria that I imagine isn’t entirely unlike being drunk. I stumble around, making flamboyant gestures and babbling incoherently about a range of topics. These topics could include the quality of life in Indonesia, and certainly the state of Zach’s third nipple is not off-limits.
Tonight, the primary topic of my gibberish was the ladies. At the risk of seeming terribly immature and childish, I’m going to be brutally honest: I like women. I like looking at women. I like talking to women. I even like hurting women when they deserve it. It happens to be lady’s night here in Morgantown, and thus there was much eye candy. I was also treated to see the three women who live across the hall, who I would love to meet if I could devise some clever scheme to introduce myself. I almost randomly popped in to say hi (probably the least clever scheme I could come up with), but I never found the nerve. Brian is shy and timid, if you hadn’t figured that out.
So Zach and I were lounging about near the front doors talking to Tiffany and… John? Jason? I don’t know his name, but I think it may start with a ‘J’ and end in an ‘n’. On the other hand, it could also start with any other letter and end similarly. ANYWAY. I was a little eccentric and Zach was a little happy, and we were yelling and having a jovial time. We called up Anthony, and I talked to him a little. He wants me to attend some party thing Saturday, which I wil probably go to. I won’t be drinking, but if I get dehydrated I might fit in. Yea, there’s not a real point to this story. I just wanted to tell everyone what happened.
Let’s rewind to earlier events of the day. I went to breakfast, where I was accompanied by Chelsea and her roommate (maybe) Theresa (maybe). I went to class with relatively no incident. After class, Kyle, Dusty, me, and some lady yelled at a crossword puzzle for about 15 minutes. I think I made the puzzle feel a little bad before we left, but it wasn’t crying or anything. Then I came to the room and played Superstar Saga for a few hours. Let me tell you that this game is still damn fine. I’ve spent nearly 12 hours on it in the last 2 days (for those of you who aren’t good with math, that’s 1/4th of my time). Afterward, I went to Pizza Hut with Zach. There are few things that compare to a pan pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese, and most of those things involve hallucinating and killing thousands upon thousands of brain cells. We came back, and I wasted about 30 seconds before turning Superstar Saga back on. At around 9:30 the game introduced some annoying little quest, and so I decided to leave that chore for tomorrow. I proceeded to play DDR until my clothes were drenched in sweat and, possibly, blood. Then I went downstairs, where the lady-watching and lounging took place.
This is quite the update, yes? I told you to get some snacks.
So that’s really all for my day. Allow me to give you a general description of how classes are going. CS 210 (File and Data Structures) is looking to be more interesting than I had expected. The teacher is a really hip guy, and any student will tell you that That Never Hurts. Japanese 101 is looking to be *crazy fun*. The teacher is whacky, and the class is actually entertaining. Furthermore, I’m very interested in the material. Statistics 215 might be the most boring and uneventful class I have. Hopefully the class doesn’t kill me. I have the lab for the first time tomorrow, so we’ll see how that goes. CS 350 (Computer Systems Concepts) is neither bad nor good. The class is covering a lot of stuff I already know, which means that I’ll probably nearly fall asleep. It’s also too long. But the teacher is alright, and the material isn’t horribly uninteresting, so I should be fine.
My daily routine isn’t too bad. I’m always done with class before 2. I usually have time for both breakfast and Lunch Crew, and thus I see Kyle, Rote, Cara, Kara, T.W., a little Gripper, Dusty, random people I don’t know, etc. The only person I don’t see who I’d like to see is Ben The Hot Chick (named as such because of his wonderfully golden long hair). I have plenty of time for video games. The only thing I could complain about is that I have to be up at 7 AM *far too often*.
I think I’m complete with the update on my life. As always, I’ll post more as it becomes pertinent.
Watashi wa Sowers desu.